either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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