she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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