At least make sure they are 18
Why
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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