smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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