physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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