thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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