everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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