The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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