i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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