i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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