So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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