Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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