Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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