i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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