Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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