I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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