I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
