my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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