So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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