That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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