This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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