end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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