everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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