Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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