just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Do plants get herpes?
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