What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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