i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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