i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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