Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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