Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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