mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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