How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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