awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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