dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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