Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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