remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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