no, he came in my armpit
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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