If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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