they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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