So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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