# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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