I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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