Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm always down for nudity.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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