Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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