I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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