is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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