i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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