I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i out mim tonsoeep
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