I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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