I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
they call him Oral-B. enough said
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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