question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My liver just had a heart attack.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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