thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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