I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
