Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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