i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Randomize
