love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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